And you could have it all. My empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you smirk. Woman. 27.
- Anonymous asked:so my boyfriend and i got into a fight. i don't know it's complicated. and instead of calling me when he got out of work he went out with 4 girls, one of whom is a girl who's caused friction between us (to put it mildly), and neglected to tell me. i had to find out on facebook. im literally shaking i'm so mad. what the fuck do i do?
It’s late at night and I’m not really sober so I’ll put this mildly: slay him and take his hide as...
Oldie but goodie:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
- “careful of those who admire you deeply, think you’re brilliant but resent your light.”